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a man in canada is being prosecuted for poking holes in the condoms he used with his girlfriend. which supports the idea “consent to sex is not consent to pregnancy”. canada is doing stuff right.
so when i was younger i thought brock was blind cuz his eyes were drawn as lines (whereas EVERYONE ELSE had regular anime eyes) and I thought he just assumed every woman around him was beautiful.
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?
@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON
WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????
??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles)
What the fuck is happening
what the fuck australia
our country is a joke